A Christmas Carol For Middle-Aged Women

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Natasha Pantelyat Real middle aged woman!!! Found on Pinterest.com



Fill your muffin tops with Bolly,

Fa La La La La, La La, La La,

Tis the season to be jolly,

Fa La La La La, La La, La La.

Buy your online Christmas dresses,

Fa La La La, La La La, La La,La,

Make sure your husband never guesses,

Fa La La La La, La La, La La.

See the burning lunch before you,

Fa La La La La, La La, La La,

Turkey’s dry but … Chocolate Fondue!

Fa La La La La, La La, La La.

Follow me in boozy Christmas

Fa La La, La La La, La La La,

While I gloat of middle-aged excesses,

Fa La La La La, La La La.

Fast away that hot bod passes,

Fa La La La La La, La La La La,

Hail the new, the bloating masses,

Fa La La La La, La La, La La.

Eat we joyous, all together,

Fa La La La La, La La, La La,

Heedless of our wind and bloating,

Fa La La La La, La La, La La.

Fuck spoilt teens and talk of money,

Fa La La La La, La La, La La,

Life’s too short, there’s sales a-plenty

Fa La La La La, La La, La, La.

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